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I just thought I’d share that with you people. Seeing as you’re totally the type to enjoy it anywho!
FINALLY
Benny is so mad that she can’t get to this fly on the ceiling!
Squeak squeak squeak!
HaHAAHAHAHA WOW TODAY AT WORK.
T came and SCREAMED AT ME, cause we were busy and she was standing in the office and I was at the closest register to her.
So I called out ‘Hey T when will I get a break?’ Cause I’ve been on my feet for 3 hours and 15 minutes and we’re entitled to a ten minute break in the middle of my shift.
She scowls at me. IN A MINUTE she says, before she wanders away.
10 minutes later I get my break, and when I get back she corners me against my register and starts yelling at me.
“OMG YOU JUST CAN’T SCREAM ACROSS THE STORE LIKE THAT YOU JUST EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THOSE CUSTOMERS RAWRAWR I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU ONLY GET A BREAK WHEN -I- SAY SO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK FOR A BREAK RAWR.”
It took all I had not to burst into laughter. CAUSE SHE’S SO PISSED, because we hate each other so she likes to ‘forget’ to send me on my break sometimes so I have to fucking remind her that after standing up straight for 4 fucking hours I’d like to have a 10 minute shift. And plus she was standing literally a yard away from me so I didn’t even need to yell SHE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. She feels so threatened by me cause I refuse to take shit from her! So yeah I told the other Manager on Duty that apparently, I’m ‘not allowed’ to ask when I get a break and she laughed.
T is also the bitch that told me
-That she will get me fired if I don’t ‘look people in the eyes and smile more’. When I mentioned that I have Chronic Depression and some days I can’t smile she told me to ‘just get happy’
-That I should get over my grandmother-in-law’s death THE DAY AFTER SHE DIED because ‘she wasn’t my ‘real’ grandmother’.
-Takes hour long lunches and breaks and constantly leaves the front to go back to the bathroom to do her makeup and hair. Plus us cashiers only get 1 10 minute break and we only get a half hour long unpaid lunch if we work more than 7 hours (which we usually don’t)
-Leaves me to check out a whole store of people by myself, cause she hides and go checks her email on the computer when it starts getting busy.
God I really hate this bitch she literally stands there and watches me work (which means she isn’t working) just so she can swoop down and criticize me for really stupid shit so she can get her little power boost. For example she screamed at me today cause we were so busy I stood and rang people out non stop for three hours and that meant my till/belt got dirty. BUT I HAVE TO MAGICALLY KEEP IT CLEAN BETWEEN LINES OF PEOPLE.
Yup as soon as I see my actual boss she will be hearing about this shit.
No wonder why I have to take medicine to get through work!
Awesome icons of the Female Saints of Television, by Spencer Salberg. Prints are available here.
“Our Lady of Having it All”
Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.
(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)If my editors ask where I am, please tell them I can’t write any scripts because I am DEAD FROM THE CUTENESS AND ADORABLENESS.
I’m a total sucker for cute weddings!
This is a kind of wedding I dream about :,D
I have a burning need to build creeper idols on every minecraft server I play on.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
I’M NOT INSANE!!
I am more delighted by this than is probably healthy like the only thing funnier to me would be an extra part that zips up over its face
Maybe with a little loop on top so you can hang the whole baby from a hook
Why sometimes there are delays with comics and digital art.
Seriously she’ll lay there for hours and I don’t have the heart to just kick her off the couch :(
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
actually all i wanted to do was draw Altair jumping over the counter but then it got intense
starbucks au c/o maliks-butt
